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premature eclackulation 

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

pre-erackulation 

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".
The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!
pre-erackulation by Crackerbag April 15, 2010

crackulatin 

used in place of "up" in "whats up?"
yo nigga, whats crackulatin?!
crackulatin by el jefe April 18, 2003

crackulating

Whats crackulating?
crackulating by Chris Wilson August 14, 2003

crackulating

Means the same thing as:
Whats up? Whats going down? Whats happening?, Whats doing?, Whats the go? or Whats the deal?
Answer is 'not much' or 'im just doing...' NOT 'good', 'pretty bad' etc.
Variation of 'whats cracking?'.
"Yo' whatz crackulatin', nigga?"
"Nothin', jus' chillin'."
crackulating by Diego August 25, 2003

premature egrackulation 

The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.
Looks like he had a premature egrackulation. He totally could have won that.