Ecclesius

a tuff 6'3 hooper

guy 1: holy shit did you see that dude dunk
guy 2: thats ecclesius

by Dubobbyfade_yuuuuuuh June 10, 2025

ecclesiotomy

The removal of religious doctrine from one's noggin.

A conversation between Dr. Jack the agnostic epistemology professor and his student:

Dr. Jack: Roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?

Roni: Yes professor! My research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.

Dr. Jack: The actual truth?

Roni: Yeah! I can't wait 'till we get to the end of the textbook!

Dr. Jack: Oh dear.

by The Shizifist November 9, 2012

Ecclesiastes

A book in the Bible written by a philosopher who could not understand God's plan. Trapped in his own thoughts he came to the conclusion that life is useless and what we do is useless. "Generations come and go but the world stays the same. The sun still rises in the east, and sets in the west. All the rivers flow to the sea, only to be swept up and start the dreary process all over again. It is useless I say useless." - Ecclesiastes.

Ecclesiastes was a pessimist who had everything he ever wanted but still felt depressed and useless.

by Ecclesiastes II January 19, 2019

ecclesia

she's cool

ecclesia: describe me in one word
tayla: cool
ecclesia:lolololol

by tokoloshi May 23, 2021

ecclesiastical

pertaining to clergy and/or church

The Vatican might or might not have disregarded ecclesiastical procedures in the way their dealt with the minor sex abuse scandals.

by NODd232 April 1, 2010

ecclesiastical apartheid

The view that African American churches attempt to prevent women from achieving status in the church higher than men. Also, includes the interpretation of the Bible to have women serve subservient roles in relationships with men.

Used frequently during BET's Hip Hop vs. America II part two while speaking of misogyny in our current black culture.

Due to the ecclesiastical apartheid in my mom's church she can't seem to become a pastor even though she has a theology degree.

by B Roc June 29, 2008

ecclesiafied

Being blessed in the holy spirit after going to Ecclesia

Oh man, I was ecclesiafied this past week

by Little Penguin February 23, 2009