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Ecclesi pulls bad bitchs very nice young man and very funny
Ecclesi has the biggest meat I ever saw
by Ecclesi November 22, 2021
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christopher eccleston

An underappreciated actor who is a very good Doctor, despite all the David Tennant fans who say otherwise. All the Doctors had their own merits, and the ninth is no exception.
"What actor played the first new-who Doctor?"
"That would be Christopher Eccleston"
by RoseLilyPotter-Tyler August 7, 2014
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Nikita Marie Eccleston

If you ever meet a person with this name try being their friend, they can be nice, funny, sweet, but you don’t want to be on their bad side!! If you are nice to them and gain their trust they can be absolutely wonderful people <3 and they are very loyal

I haven’t met a Nikita who isn’t loyal
Person 1 : Is that Nikita Marie Eccleston?!
Person 2 : yep Nikita is the best friend ever and she has good style too :)
by Star girl<3 June 30, 2021
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ecclesiotomy

The removal of religious doctrine from one's noggin.
A conversation between Dr. Jack the agnostic epistemology professor and his student:

Dr. Jack: Roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?

Roni: Yes professor! My research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.

Dr. Jack: The actual truth?

Roni: Yeah! I can't wait 'till we get to the end of the textbook!

Dr. Jack: Oh dear.
by The Shizifist November 9, 2012
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Ecclestone

An ancient Welsh warrior lauded for his prowess in battle as well as his thirst for Irish whiskey and English maidens, and renowned for clog-dancing on the bodies of his dead enemies while reciting poetry.

Has been adapted in the modern vernacular to mean performing feats of manly strength and/or coordination with style while highly intoxicated (dancing, brawling, etc) and then going on to enjoy the spoils of victory (ex. getting laid for said feats).
Pulled a full ecclestone this weekend; drank eight shots of jameson, beat up a bouncer that tried to stop me from jigging on the bar and then got laid by the cocktail waitress. Charges pending.
by 44stone September 10, 2013
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Ecclesiastes

A book in the Bible written by a philosopher who could not understand God's plan. Trapped in his own thoughts he came to the conclusion that life is useless and what we do is useless. "Generations come and go but the world stays the same. The sun still rises in the east, and sets in the west. All the rivers flow to the sea, only to be swept up and start the dreary process all over again. It is useless I say useless." - Ecclesiastes.
Ecclesiastes was a pessimist who had everything he ever wanted but still felt depressed and useless.
by Ecclesiastes II January 19, 2019
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Ecclestone

In racing terms; to be punched hard in the nuts by an old but powerful dwarf.

Usually, said punches in the nuts also incur crippling financial losses.

The term Ecclestone can be used when an old but powerful dwarf inserts his fist into another's anus.
"FOTA meets with raging Ecclestone"

"USF1 on shaky legs after Ecclestone debrief"
by the 'hof May 16, 2010
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