A melting pot of male stereotypes. Generally derived from goth culture and originated equally from Soundcloud and Instagram. Parted hair and a sus amount of jewelry are staple. Look/act like fuckboys online, but are generally quiet in real life. Common hobbies include: Skating, Video games, watching anime, shopping
A common DM comvorsation between eboys looks like:
eboy 1: yo, did you see that new lil tracy video? it was so raw
eboy 2: nah, I've just been playing persona all day
A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(
kurtis conner: i dont think these boys actually exsist. let me explain. what does the e in email stand for...electronic. so with that logic we can assume that eboys, are electronic boys. what are those? RoBoTs. eboys are robots. eboys are robots bro there it is.
Often seeking the attention of eGirls they born and raised on Twitter where they gain exponential amounts of attention from eGirls, and still complain about being lonely only to get with eGirls and get nudes. Often good looking and a FuckBoy, but only online.
Yo where does K3v1n keeps getting all these nudes from"
all the eGirls, did he not tell you he's an eBoy?
Wannabe emo posers. Dress in Dolls Kill-type brand clothing and thrift store clothes but are usually middle class and spoiled af. They usually listen to shitty SoundCloud rap and think xxxTinct saved their life. Get tons of followers on social media for looking like if a brand designed knock-off emos, usually pasty cookie-cutter whitebread too but ~edgy~. Sometimes make completely insufferable (and completely stolen) art on Tumblr, possibly consisting of Hello Kitty doing meth with fake deep lyrics pasted into the description. Egirls are known to do ahegao faces. They will sometimes call themselves punk, emo, or goth without listening to the music. They also think that Billie Eilish and Post Malone are the pinnacle of music.
Some random: OMG have you seen those egirls/eboys I follow on Instagram? Why can't people like them exist outside of the internet <3
Anyone with a brain: Look in your nearest alleyway and you'll find better garbage.
Boys who make corny posts of their veins when we all know that he probably took a fucking rubber band and strangled the shit out of his arm till the veins in his arms are literally bulging out. They also try so fucking hard to impersonate corpse husband's voice to get girls to simp over them, when we can tell it's so fake, anyone who gets fooled by it thinking it's real is a fucking dumbass. These boys are also fake doms thinking that manipulating a girl could get them some epussy. They all look like carbon copies of Lil huddy, they all look the same from the chains to the jawline and big ass chin.
Person A: *scrolling through tiktok* woah are his veins actually like that?!
Person B: no, ofc not that's a fucking eboy fishing for compliments, I bet his arm went numb after the numerous takes he did strangling his fucking arm to make his veins nearly burst
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*