Eat Fuck

1) The act of randomly walking into a room with two strangers in the act of sexual intercourse and interrupting them by taking a big bite out of the vagina while the penis is inserted.
2)The simultaneous removal of the genitals between an unfortunate couple during sexual intercourse by eating.

"Eat fuck? How does that make any sense?"

"Well, it's like eating a pig in a blanket by taking a bite right down the middle."

by SpidroPeterson March 20, 2008

Eat fuck

Eat Shit, Get Lost, Go Fuck Yourself... etc

You can go eat fuck., I think you should eat fuck. Well you could do that or you could Eat Fuck.

by Essex121514 March 02, 2007

Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

by Ninjacorn December 21, 2013

crumpet eating fuck

See wordBritish/word.

I'm going to go shoot that crumpet eating fuck because he has his way with little kids.

by Concerned Citizen August 26, 2003

eat and fuck

the act of consuming various parts of foods, dropping everything, and proceeding to immediate fornication

Ross: What the hell is this? Did Luis and Sarah just eat, drop everything, and fuck?
Jessie: Ummm. Yeah.
Ross: So thats what they did... eat and fuck.
Jessie: Yes

by Anonymous...izzle June 01, 2009

Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

by Chazzman72 February 24, 2020

Eat my fuck

Expletive phrase employed by persons wishing to attatch no gender-based or sexually orientated connectation to his or her verbalized confrontation and or response.

"Eat my fuck, you swaybacked, infantalized whore."

by JP Reader October 09, 2005