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Eastern High School 

Eastern High School is literally a prison, but it’s better than most of the surrounding school districts (still not good). Every person their is either a hoe, parasite, piece of crust, snob, juul addict, or jock who could care less ab anyone other than their selves. If you don’t go to the basketball games or can’t rip a fatty ghost you can forget ab popularity. when you walk down the hallways you may pass out by how long you have to hold your nose to get past the crusty kids. The schools main concern is your cell phone so now you have to put it in a caddy at the beginning of each class. Oh yeah don’t forget the group of freshman girls who literally can’t keep their legs closed and the senior boys who can’t keep it in their pants. Good luck if you go to Eastern High school🤷 ♀️
“you go to Eastern High school?”

“yeah, ik it’s full of cheaters, snakes, nicotine addicts, and annoying people”
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eastern randolph high school 

the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.
After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.

Eastern View High School 

Eastern View High School (EVHS) is a high school in Culpeper, Virginia. It shares districts with Culpeper County High School (CCHS). Their mascot, the cyclones, is unlike any other mascot around. EV is in the Battlefield district of Virginia. Eastern View has many athletic teams including: Junior Varsity (JV) and Varsity (V) Football, Cheerleading, Baseball, Softball, Wrestling, Track, Cross Country, Tennis, Basketball, Field Hockey, and LaX. The construction for Eastern View High School began in 2006 and continued for two years. The school opened in the fall of 2008. There is an annual rivalry game against CCHS. This is normally a pre-season game and the profits are used for a charity, which varies every year. This school now holds around 1,200 students. The head principal, since the opening of EVHS in '08, is Mr. Roger Mello.
"Eastern View High School Class of Two Thousand Twelve"
"GO Eastern View High School CYCLONES"

Eastern Randolph High School 

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features
Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

Eastern Wayne High School 

A degenerate school full of Yee Yee boys and country thots. Worst place to attend high school. Baseball cards are stolen often.
A-“Wow did you hear that Cierra goes to Eastern Wayne High School?”
B-“I thought she dropped out, she’s too amazing for that school!”

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026