East Hampton 

Why are you here… this ain’t like the pictures

East Hampton

East Hampton by longliveTioTheGoat September 12, 2021

East Hampton, CT

a town in eastern-central Connecticut. Residents often have to explain that no, they don't live in the Hamptons, or in Massachusetts. known for making all sorts of bells, the nickname is Belltown and the high school's masot is the bellringer, or a man with a three cornered hat from the american revolution ringing a bell that looks strangely like a pirate. the redneck population is slowly increasing in east hampton, and people have been known to come "out of the woods" for its well known Old Home Day celebration. The town's high school and very nearby portland high school have an intense, and very bloody rivalry, especially in soccer. lake pocotopaug, although very green, is a wonderful place to swim, and participate in water sports of all types.

Wait where are you from?

East Hampton!

OMG you live in the Hamptons? You must be rich!

Nah dude, East Hampton, CT ....

East Hampton, CT by snaker220 March 18, 2011

East Hampton, Connecticut 

the best place ever to live.
it isn't part of the snobby or mean part of connecticut
most people aren't rich either.
there is alot of trees and a beautiful lake.
everything is close together
mcdonalds, stop n'shop, and duckin'donuts are all right next to each other.
it is an awesome small little town

awesome town connecticut east hampton East Hampton, connecticut

East Hampton, Connecticut by nikki1211 March 28, 2011

east hampton sorbet 

When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.

When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet

east hampton sorbet by Davecolarusso January 30, 2008

East Hampton, CT

A small town in Connecticut known for creating bells. The only real historic thing other than an old schoolhouse is the Bevin Bell factory, of which burned to the ground. Due to the town bring know for bells, it's highschoolers are known as "Bellringers". East Hampton has a Facebook page known as "Let's Talk East Hampton" of which people just argue. The Facebook page has also been known to censor accounts who they disagree with them. The towns relax spot is an irradiated lake known as Lake pocotopaug where the lifeguards don't do their job correctly. During July, the town holds its annual old homes day festival and parade. It is also home to a miss USA and one of connecticuts Governors, O'Neil. The Redneck population is just a bunch of kids who wear camouflaged NAPA auto parts hats and drive lifted trucks. They only call themselves redneck because they mow their lawns without mommys help and drive ATVs.

Any person: Where are you from?
East Hamptoner: East Hampton
Any person: WOW east Hampton, you must be rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton, CT

East Hampton, CT by Dank Tellituby April 3, 2019

East hampton high school ct 

Although the name suggests it, this place isn’t actually a school, the “students” are actually slaves to the government, they see the birds charging, they see what’s inside Area 51,they see me rollin

If your parents say “let’s move to east hampton,CT” say this “I’m going to kill myself”

Boy 1: “today at east hampton high school ct only 3 kids died of a drug overdose, making progress!”
Boy 2: “let’s make it 5”

East hampton high school ct by anonymous December 29, 2021

East Hampton High School 

East Hampton= Rich Kids

Springs= O block, trenches

Montauk = Surfers,beach rich kids,kooks,going to the beach is life
Amagansett= who the fuck lives in Amagansett

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East Hampton High School

East Hampton High School by longliveTioTheGoat September 12, 2021