Earrie 

A name you call someone when the get on your fucking nerves

Devon Is so earrie

Earrie by _.lilmoop._ June 14, 2018

i just busted a fat nut earlier today 

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

i just busted a fat nut earlier today by xray489 March 21, 2021

Lesbian earrings 

The peak of lesbian couture-often abnormally strange and shouldn’t be on someone’s ear
A less suspicious way to tell if a girl is lesbian rather than asking if she listens to girl in red ;)

Lesbian A-well, was she gay....how could you tell?
Lesbian B-Well.......she had fuckin........Stethoscopes on her ears
Lesbian A-it’s the lesbian earrings for me

Lesbian earrings by Princessbubblegumcum October 25, 2020

Cov-Earrings 

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.

Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.

Cov-Earrings by JaneGordon.com May 12, 2020

Douchebag Earring 

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.

Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.

Douchebag Earring by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009

earring bro 

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

earring bro by RapscallionRobby May 14, 2020

Hoop Earring Theory 

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

Hoop Earring Theory by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013