Earring 

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

Earring by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020

Earring 

Jewelry to ornament the ear; usually clipped to the earlobe or fastened through a hole in the lobe.
An ornament worn on or hanging from the lobe of the ear.

She wore the most beautiful earrings I've ever seen.

Earring by shelnok January 14, 2009

earring 

A song that is inexplicably in your head when you wake in the morning, and not a song that you have listened to recently. Unlike an earworm, it is generally a song that you like.

My earring this morning was the Clash song "Corner Soul". Haven't listened to it in a while, but it's a good one to have in my head.

earring by rushaw July 23, 2012

Earring 

A thingy you shove in your ear.

Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.

Earring by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022

earring bro 

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

earring bro by RapscallionRobby May 14, 2020

Earring Energy 

Energy that you give off to people that attracts them to you when you are wearing earrings. It also makes you look more attractive

What makes you so attractive?
I don't know man, I think it's earring energy

Earring Energy by Your Father's Role Model January 3, 2022

Earring Pansexual 

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

Earring Pansexual by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023