earnie

Term used to describe the situation when your best friend tries to cockblock you or throw salt into your game.

Hey Steve check this out, I just found out that Rick has been talking to my girl behind my back and pulling a huge "earnie"

by Bill Ripley September 8, 2008

Earnie

A powerful warrior, king, leader, community organizer, and valued Cherice member of society. He stands in truth, honor, loves to nurture and support his community and family and frowned upon narcissistic tendencies and behaviors. A very good looking human specimen. The true essence of an alpha male, a king that does that damn thing.

As we gathered at the television to listen to the words of the wise, Earnie, His nurturing, uplifting, and empowering essence pours into the hearts of all his listeners

by Earknee November 17, 2022

Earnie sarnie

top of the range sandwiches made by Earnie.

Alright Tabby; wanna go get an Earnie sarnie?

by suicideispainless December 28, 2018

Dirty Earnie

When you take a bottle of tajin and sprinkle her asshole before eating her out

She asked me to eat her ass out but I needed a little extra spice so I used tajin to season her for a Dirty Earnie.

by Jackdirts22 March 3, 2026

tennis shoe Ernie

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

by comaco November 26, 2010

i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

by xray489 March 21, 2021

Ernie Papa

A couple of cool dudes, who like to exchange bowel movements

Person 1: Hey yo, you’re a really cool guy
Person 2: No, I’m actually a member of Ernie Papa (proceeds to exchange bowel movement)
Person 1: Wow! Thank you!

by Papa Ernie February 24, 2018