Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.
Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.
by Hodenkrieg December 26, 2009
When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
by Hodenkrieg June 13, 2009