Definitions by Hodenkrieg

Douchebag Earring 

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.

Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.

Douchebag Earring by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009

Chinese Oven Mitt 

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

Chinese Oven Mitt by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009