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Truest in the MF game
We hit ah lick and Earyies ain’t snitch.
Earyies by youwannagummybear November 21, 2021

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience 

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"
Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."
A condition featuring a late blooming child with an inability to close his mouth. Side effects include uncontrollable eyebrow movement and a crazy eye.
"Close your mouth...theres red gatorade all over your teeth!"

"I CAN'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY LOGIC!" (Shouted)

"You might want to go to the clinic and get tested for the earpies"
earpies by 270 andy May 21, 2009

earliest pipe 

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds
Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.
earliest pipe by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

earliestly 

Something that is earliest, be it a person or an object.
"I arrived to work earliestly."
earliestly by A Random Fellow April 17, 2022

test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.