It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)
At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!
the anus of england located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.
INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"
EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."
DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"
An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN
2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*