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Earlston Fever 

It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)
At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!
Earlston Fever by Peasel February 22, 2010

Earection 

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm
"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"
Earection by AKiller December 28, 2009

earlestown 

the anus of england
located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.
INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"

EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."

DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"
earlestown by moan-eel January 6, 2008

Erlection 

An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN

2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*
Erlection by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008

earection 

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.
"Robbie is on an earection!"
earection by WingNut September 5, 2003

Earection 

When you hear something that makes you extremely happy.
ie good music
"wow that song is so awesome I think I just experienced an Earection!"
Earection by LILDGAL March 30, 2009