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the anus of england
located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.

INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"

EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."

DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"

earlestown by moan-eel January 6, 2008

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Earlston Fever

It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)

At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!

Earlston Fever by Peasel February 22, 2010

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earlestown • Eagletown • Earlestion • Earlston Fever • earlston hs • Alana Earlston • Matthew Eaglestone

earlston hs

earlston high school is a shit hole and no one wants to be there, it’s the type of school that looks posh and all but really isn’t, it’s full of scaffs, junkies and dealers #teamearlson

“ugh i hate my school”
“oh you must go to earlston hs”

earlston hs by troyismydad October 21, 2020

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Matthew Eaglestone

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual

MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME

Matthew Eaglestone by aqxa on yt April 21, 2022

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Eagletown

A place in OK where you don't go unless you know someone or are related to someone who is there; no man's land

You're from Eagletown? Gee, I'm afraid to go there.

Eagletown by Osagewoman February 22, 2011

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Earlestion

earlestion is when the tongue of an animal or a person penetrates the inner ear.

You are under arrest for earlestion

Earlestion by Lapislucas001 May 8, 2020

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Alana Earlston

i bitch that is as toxic as that get she will leave you and treat u like trash

you know alana earlston? i wish i didn’t

Alana Earlston by anonymous September 14, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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