earlestown

the anus of england
located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.

INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"

EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."

DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"

by moan-eel January 6, 2008

Earlston Fever

It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)

At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!

by Peasel February 22, 2010

earlston hs

earlston high school is a shit hole and no one wants to be there, it’s the type of school that looks posh and all but really isn’t, it’s full of scaffs, junkies and dealers #teamearlson

“ugh i hate my school”
“oh you must go to earlston hs”

by troyismydad October 21, 2020

Matthew Eaglestone

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual

MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME

by aqxa on yt April 21, 2022

Eagletown

A place in OK where you don't go unless you know someone or are related to someone who is there; no man's land

You're from Eagletown? Gee, I'm afraid to go there.

by Osagewoman February 22, 2011

Earlestion

earlestion is when the tongue of an animal or a person penetrates the inner ear.

You are under arrest for earlestion

by Lapislucas001 May 8, 2020

Alana Earlston

i bitch that is as toxic as that get she will leave you and treat u like trash

you know alana earlston? i wish i didn’t

by anonymous September 14, 2020