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Earboy, Earboy, his ears are really BIG
Earboy by Aftermath July 7, 2005
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earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.
Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.
earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011
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A condition of one's deteriorating hearing sense for artistic standards, dignity and integrity.
"... every beat on the album is wack, he caught Earbola! ... "
earbola by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015
To intentionally get a song stuck in another person's head.
By merely humming the tune to 'Borderline', I totally earbombed Kevin. He couldn't think of any other song all day!
earbomb by Mrchowwow August 23, 2015
When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.
1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.

2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
earboob by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009
Word of the Day on April 20, 2012
Great music. The kind of music that'll turn the worst day into a good day. The kind of music that makes your entire body tingle with happiness when you hear it at a live concert. Music that puts you into a state of ecstasy, of nirvana. The kind of music that makes everything alright, even if it's only for a few minutes. A song that is on repeat in your iPod, car, and every stereo in your house.
"How was the concert last night?"
"Amazing! I went home half-deaf from all the earjoy."
Earjoy by Sean Bacca April 3, 2013
The act of bull entering the ear canal. If not frequently treated with rational thought, can lead to the mental disorder Liberalism.
If the man did not turn off President Obama's speech soon he was sure to suffer from earbola.
earbola by fflintstone October 10, 2014
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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