When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.

1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.

2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."

earboob by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009

Word of the Day on April 20, 2012

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Earjoy

Great music. The kind of music that'll turn the worst day into a good day. The kind of music that makes your entire body tingle with happiness when you hear it at a live concert. Music that puts you into a state of ecstasy, of nirvana. The kind of music that makes everything alright, even if it's only for a few minutes. A song that is on repeat in your iPod, car, and every stereo in your house.

"How was the concert last night?"
"Amazing! I went home half-deaf from all the earjoy."

Earjoy by Sean Bacca April 3, 2013

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earbola

The act of bull entering the ear canal. If not frequently treated with rational thought, can lead to the mental disorder Liberalism.

If the man did not turn off President Obama's speech soon he was sure to suffer from earbola.

earbola by fflintstone October 10, 2014

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