earby 

Earby is a small town full of slags and bag heads in Lancashire, with legends such as “Carl” who lives in the station hotel and likes to take rides in the local fire trucks

In earby you find crack, smack and half cats and half dogs

Do not move here! You will regret it

“ I went to earby the other day, met a lass now I have a STD”

earby by Peter grogan May 30, 2022

Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

Early 2020s 

The years from 2020 to 2022. This era is known for being so-bad-you-wouldn't-understand. It was full of fires, COVID-19, wars and lots of good memes

These years weren't all trash though. We had cool games like Animal Crossing, FNF, Among Us and Doom. Also Biden became the president back in 2021.

The pandemic started on 2020 and quickly became a headache to most people and we entered a quarantine. TikTok became even more popular and with that society entered in its darkest age.

In 2022, Russia invaded Ukraine and that was pretty bad. Rn the pandemic is probably ending... right? RIGHT!?!?

- Bro, the early 2020s sucked! Let's go back to the 2010s!

- Are you kidding? It wasn't THAT bad! We got the three spidermen together! Also I'm sure the Mid-2020s are gonna be lit!

Early 2020s by scatter6 March 21, 2022

Early 2010s 

Early 2010s years ranging from 2010-2012 these years we're the beginning of the decade and still had a late 2000s aka 2007-2009 feel to it

Early 2010s felt totally different then 2013- 2019

Early 2010s by Jslop January 2, 2019

earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.

Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.

earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011

early bird gets the wood on 

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

Early 2010's 

A time period spanning from 2010-2014, and in some cases, 2015. This era felt quite different from 2016 and beyond in terms of music, movies, the internet, video games, memes, creativity, and politics. Also, the amount of bs from people being significantly less common back then. Why social media did become more popular within around 2014 and definitely 2015, it wasn't as prominent as it is now.

I miss the early 2010's so much. I just can't stand all this crappy music and idiots online right now.

Early 2010's by Mr. Outcast May 26, 2021