Earby is a small town full of slags and bag heads in Lancashire, with legends such as “Carl” who lives in the station hotel and likes to take rides in the local fire trucks

In earby you find crack, smack and half cats and half dogs

Do not move here! You will regret it
“ I went to earby the other day, met a lass now I have a STD
by Peter grogan May 31, 2022
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