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etard twitch 

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.
person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"
etard twitch by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010
Related Words
eftard • etarded • Emtard • Eptardic • ertard • eatard • eetarded • eftar • Entarded • Eptard

etardation 

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.
The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result
etardation by Drew43 October 7, 2008
The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.
"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."
eTarded by Mia Pia March 30, 2007
Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.
I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.
etarded by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004
1 A person who has overcome his retardedness.

2 Also used to make fun of someone dumb who has achieved greatness in their studies, exams, etc.
1 Doctor: ma'am, we have finally cured your brother's mental retardation...he is now officially an extard.

2 John: we can finally say that that dumbass Mike is an extard. He actually passed an exam!!
Extard by Vass Zaitsev August 1, 2009
when someone is so retarded to the point it makes you say "ew"
teammate: "guys how do you play fortnite"
you: "omfg you are so an ewtard rn... wdym how do you play FORTNITE"
ewtard by Not Rxvan December 13, 2019
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