by whitest white girl you'll meet April 14, 2017
Get the evolved mug.As defined in "The Problem with Women... is Men" by author Charles J Orlando. Evolved Man is passionate about all the people and events in his lives, and they have an unquenchable lust for life itself. He exude passion, awareness, and knowledge—and search for more of it. He is a man who walks into a room full of people and is greeted with stares from others present—having a certain kind of charisma that transcends gender lines.
An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
"Tom's not some womanizing Alpha Male trying to sleep with every woman in sight. He's an Evolved Man."
by Emu II February 4, 2010
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a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack
Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"
by Josh is my name April 18, 2018
Get the evolved poop dollar mug.The orignal Cyuza was a no life minecrafter with HORRENDOUS WIFI 1kbph, but the Evolved Cyuza now has a variety of games he plays. Such as fortnite, minecraft and splonky. He is still very much a simp, and both he and his girlfriend will hurt u if u insult them(personal experience). AND HES GETTING GOOD WIFI. IKR I DONT EVEN BELIVE IT. You may be thinking he must be upgrading his whole setup but no. When a Evolved Cyuza is cranking 90s in fn it still sounds like hes in a factory. When one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza in nature make sure to pull out ur tourist camera bc its such a rare sight.
Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:
1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.
2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you
3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza
Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:
1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.
2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you
3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza
by TheReälUrbanDictionary March 21, 2022
Get the Evolved Cyuza mug.An evolution of a common card in the game clash Royale. This card is typically used by transgender pansexual intersexual males from California although it can also be used by dumbass scumbags who most respectable people simply refer to as "gays". Most of these "gays" are p***ssies who are superv*rgins (they have never even felt the touch of a women before) who thrive off making free to play players desinstall the game. They also will refuse to leave their bed unless its for gems or for their 48th greasy ahh hamburger they are consuming in order to maintain their 1000 pound build
Person 1: How did you know I have no friends, love men, and am a broke ass loser?
Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker
Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker
by Likderoses April 29, 2024
Get the Evolved Firecracker mug.halo combat evolve has been regarded as the former of the xbox generation of consoles, and one of the best fps ever.
It is set 500 years from now,where humanity is at war with an alien group known as the covenant. The player character is a person known as master chief, a man bred for war. He, along with the crew of the Pillar of Autumn must find the secrets of halo.
It is set 500 years from now,where humanity is at war with an alien group known as the covenant. The player character is a person known as master chief, a man bred for war. He, along with the crew of the Pillar of Autumn must find the secrets of halo.
Dude: Hey, i heard that theres a game better than Halo Combat Evolved!
Other Dude: Are you an idiot?! nothing beats halo!
Other Dude: Are you an idiot?! nothing beats halo!
by frankie mcwankie November 27, 2007
Get the Halo combat evolved mug.Ark: Survival Evolved (stylized as ARK) is an open world action-adventure survival video game in development by Studio Wildcard in cooperation with Instinct Games, Efecto Studios, and Virtual Basement. It is scheduled for release on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux in 2017. The game's early access began for Windows in June 2015, for OS X and Linux in July 2015, for Xbox One in December 2015, and for PlayStation 4 in December 2016. In the game, players must survive being stranded on an island filled with roaming dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals, natural hazards, and potentially hostile human players.
The game is played from either a third-person or first-person view and its world is navigated on foot or by riding a prehistoric animal. Players use firearms and improvised weapons to defend against hostile humans and creatures, with the ability to build bases as defense. The game has both single-player and multiplayer options.
Development began in October 2014. The development team conducted research into the physical appearance of the animals, but took creative license for gameplay purposes. One of the game modes, Survival of the Fittest, was released as a free standalone game in March 2016. Egypt-based developer Instinct Games was hired to facilitate the game's development. Three DLCs (The Center, Primitive Plus, and Scorched Earth) were also released.
The game is played from either a third-person or first-person view and its world is navigated on foot or by riding a prehistoric animal. Players use firearms and improvised weapons to defend against hostile humans and creatures, with the ability to build bases as defense. The game has both single-player and multiplayer options.
Development began in October 2014. The development team conducted research into the physical appearance of the animals, but took creative license for gameplay purposes. One of the game modes, Survival of the Fittest, was released as a free standalone game in March 2016. Egypt-based developer Instinct Games was hired to facilitate the game's development. Three DLCs (The Center, Primitive Plus, and Scorched Earth) were also released.
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