ETPLS

Exploding, Talking, Psychic, Llama Syndrome....Deadly

You have ETPLS!

ETPLS by THE LLAMA OF EXPLOSIONS April 26, 2010

EPLS 

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

"We can grill out, make some dinner, get drunk, wake up, make a greasy breakfast, and head back on Sunday. EPLS."

EPLS by jrymski July 2, 2007

ETPS 

Eat Together Pay Separately; When you go for a meal with a bunch of people and pay only for what you've eaten.

I don't mind going on a date with you, however I am a strong believer in the concept of ETPS.

ETPS by Tyrannosauras Egypticus September 9, 2015

etelsa 

This. Girl. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Her. She. Is. A. Fugly. Slut.

Define your name?? etelsa??

etelsa by kccfdsa November 23, 2021

etcls 

The "etcls" in question A W MOOT

Etcls' Tik toks are so funny I should be mutuals with them

etcls by Marley_868 April 10, 2022

ETPL 

Ezra The Pussy Legend

I love ETPL

ETPL by SpaceGenius88 June 29, 2024

Explslowed

To explode in slow motion, in real time. A very slow death where a human simultaneously combusts, however it is perceived by others as if one were to be watching it in the ultra slow-motion cameras that capture light at millions of frames per second. However, it has no affect on how viewers experience the actual flow of time, other than the one who is explslowing.

Tom Cruise: "Oh my god, he's Explslowing! I can see the pressure very slowly building behind his eveballs!"

Ringo Starr: "Oh God, not Theseus (the guy, not the ship)! I really hope I don't Explslowed too!"

Stephen Hawking: "My wife Explsloweded twelve years ago. I still remember how it took exactly twelve minutes and thirty-two seconds for her head to go from one solid object, to nine identifiable face pieces."

Explslowed by Suck cock work hahahah May 28, 2026