Explslowed

To explode in slow motion, in real time. A very slow death where a human simultaneously combusts, however it is perceived by others as if one were to be watching it in the ultra slow-motion cameras that capture light at millions of frames per second. However, it has no affect on how viewers experience the actual flow of time, other than the one who is explslowing.

Tom Cruise: "Oh my god, he's Explslowing! I can see the pressure very slowly building behind his eveballs!"

Ringo Starr: "Oh God, not Theseus (the guy, not the ship)! I really hope I don't Explslowed too!"

Stephen Hawking: "My wife Explsloweded twelve years ago. I still remember how it took exactly twelve minutes and thirty-two seconds for her head to go from one solid object, to nine identifiable face pieces."

Explslowed by Suck cock work hahahah May 28, 2026