Eat The Pussy. Also known as oral sex or cunnilingus. Part of foreplay and a regular part of the weekend.
by ajwangbinga March 10, 2010
Exam Time Panic. When its 1-2 weeks before exams after a semester, the principle will announce over the p.a about ETP. They tell you to study 1-2 weeks before exams come up or else you will experience ETP. When you study couple of days before exams, you'd probabaly start panicing.
by veronicahh March 20, 2007
Estimated Time of Pooping - Used when estimating how long something consumed will be turned into fecal matter. Usually a guessed estimate. Times vary, depending on cooking time, type of food, and how well prepared the food was.
by Cheap Pizza Buyer August 16, 2009
Estimated Time of Penetration. Generally referred to in movies and/or television—the amount of time that you guess it will take for two characters to bone.
John: “I knew Landry and Tyra were gonna do it!”
Jane: “Yeah, you’re always good at guessing the ETP.”
Jane: “Yeah, you’re always good at guessing the ETP.”
by YungstarProd August 1, 2019
Meaning empire of this place, will be when the USA is taken over by communist daoists and turned into an empire that can only eat unicorn meat
by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019
in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc
person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
Eat Together Pay Separately; When you go for a meal with a bunch of people and pay only for what you've eaten.
by Tyrannosauras Egypticus August 6, 2015