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Acronym for "Eat Shit You Fucking Asshole!"
Extreme derogatory saying when a person's totally enraged to the point of violence.
Michael: "I just got a Porsche 914 and you're getting nothing!"
Carolynn: " ESYFA!!"
ESYFA by DisabledDannyDoom May 3, 2024
Words you can keep

Esfandtv 

When you like to talk about things that you will never do and you keep on talking about it.
Hi, my name is Esfandtv
I need to...
I want to...
I could do...
I will play Majoras Mask.
Esfandtv by HiMyNameIsEsfand December 20, 2021
Related Words

esfandiyar 

Esfandiyār is a male's name in Iran. He was a legendary Iranian hero and is best known from the tragic story of a battle with Rostam described in Ferdowsi's epic Shahnameh. Esfandiyār was invulnerable in all of his body except for his eyes, somehow like Achille, the Greek's hero.
"that man is so strong. It's nearly impossible to hurt him."
"That's exactly why he's called Esfandiyar!!"
esfandiyar by Dokhte Esfandiyar January 24, 2018
she's really kind person. humble, always there when u need her. she's also lovely human being. she always give a good vibes when u with her. when she sad, u just need to be there, nd listen every words she says. if u have a friend called Esya, u must be thankful, 'cause she so gorgeous, cheerful, nd good vibes.

Esya, love you<3 <3 <3
she's really kind person. humble, always there when u need her. she's also lovely human being. she always give a good vibes when u with her. when she sad, u just need to be there, nd listen every words she says. if u have a friend called Esya, u must be thankful, 'cause she so gorgeous, cheerful, nd good vibes.

Esya, love you<3 <3 <3
Esya by quokka5100 November 22, 2021
A Twitch streamer who is known for playing a variety of games such as World of Warcraft, Madden, Final Fantasy, GTA V, and more. He is a co-founder of the gaming organization OTK. He is a sexy burly man who can clear Blackwing Lair with the fury his tremendous beard. The living definition of manliness.
Roxanne: See Mike if you were as manly as Esfand I wouldn’t need to sit on the dryer all day.
Mike: Right back at you Roxy.
Esfand by Janribet October 3, 2021
estfact (establishment fact): noun Some point or detail incorporated into or consistent with the propaganda/narrative currently being spoon-fed to the mindless masses (aka, sheep) by gov't officials, billionaires, eugenicists, news media and other criminals -- bears no resemblance to the archaic English word "fact", has no dependence of actual true factual information, no connection with actual science or real life. (Synonyms: lies, bullshit, fiction.)
So-called Facebook "fact checkers" are actually using estfacts instead of real/actual/true facts, to substantiate their biased and very often irrelevant analyses, it's really ridiculous.
estfact by mmcg1 January 30, 2021

essfaced 

Shitfaced. Really effing drunk. Usually making bad decisions that make for good stories when you are in this state of mind.
I was so essfaced last night that I forgot my friend was video taping me from inside my closet while I boned a chick in the ass that when she accidentally shit on my dick, I threw up all over her and, in turn, she threw up all over me which made him fall out of the closet and scare the shit out of me as he too threw up all over the place.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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