Definitions by DisabledDannyDoom

puta ng ina 

Colloquially “son of a bitch”… Literally “your mother’s a whore”

Cornelius: “the police raided my house and took all of my possessions in Quezon City,”
George: “puta ng ina!”

puta ng ina by DisabledDannyDoom March 15, 2025

kangkong adobo 

Kangkong adobo is, oddly, a vegetable dish. Adobo is almost exclusively a meat dish but there are exceptions like this one . You see it anywhere in tropical Asia but not in the USA.

Boy: “I’ll have Kangkong Adobo.”
Baby: “You won’t have it the normal way, Adobo ng Aso?”*
*dog*

kangkong adobo by DisabledDannyDoom March 13, 2025

Girls who eat carrots 

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

Girls who eat carrots by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025

ESYFA

Acronym for "Eat Shit You Fucking Asshole!"
Extreme derogatory saying when a person's totally enraged to the point of violence.

Michael: "I just got a Porsche 914 and you're getting nothing!"
Carolynn: " ESYFA!!"

ESYFA by DisabledDannyDoom May 3, 2024