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earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.
Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.
earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011
Related Words
EABRO • earon • EABOD • embro • Eabos • earbola • elbro • eabcos • Eaboo • earboob
Eabaos is an acronym for "Eat a Barbie ass or something". It is the female version of Sandos, meaning "Suck a nigga dick or something". It is used by Nicki Minaj in the remix of A$AP Ferg's 'Plain Jane'. Sandos was popularised by Juicy J in his song 'Slop on my Knob'. [Nicki Minaj parodies this with a female version.
In the song, 'Plain Jane REMIX' , "eat a barbie ass or something" (Eabaos) is repeated four times.
Eabaos by Ajajop January 20, 2018

Embroisured

Dazed, tired, dizzy.
Exhilarated or stupefied by or as if by alcohol; inebriated
Startled
I drank a lot, I am so embroisured.
Whoa, you embroisured me, I was dozing off.
Embroisured by Corey P. January 10, 2005
A condition of one's deteriorating hearing sense for artistic standards, dignity and integrity.
"... every beat on the album is wack, he caught Earbola! ... "
earbola by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015
"What does that mean?" Normally used when a picture is posted and the writing on the picture is illegible
The first use was on Craigslist in 2005 when a poster displayed and image from a Thrones record in which the word "Thrones" due to intense caligraphy looked like the word "earoneg." The example can be seen here: forums.craigslist.org/?ID=35080826

Ever since then, when a picture is posted and needs more explanation, "earoneg" is posted and the explanation comes shortly after
earoneg by via-chicago January 11, 2007
Acronym for "Eat A Bag Of Dicks".
This st00pd n00b should EABOD.
EABOD by Steven Kippel September 18, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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