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earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.
Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.
earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011
Related Words
EABRO earon EABOD embro Eabos earbola elbro eabcos Eaboo earboob
Eabaos is an acronym for "Eat a Barbie ass or something". It is the female version of Sandos, meaning "Suck a nigga dick or something". It is used by Nicki Minaj in the remix of A$AP Ferg's 'Plain Jane'. Sandos was popularised by Juicy J in his song 'Slop on my Knob'. Nicki Minaj parodies this with a female version.
In the song, 'Plain Jane REMIX' , "eat a barbie ass or something" (Eabaos) is repeated four times.
Eabaos by Ajajop January 20, 2018

Embroisured

Dazed, tired, dizzy.
Exhilarated or stupefied by or as if by alcohol; inebriated
Startled
I drank a lot, I am so embroisured.
Whoa, you embroisured me, I was dozing off.
Embroisured by Corey P. January 10, 2005
A condition of one's deteriorating hearing sense for artistic standards, dignity and integrity.
"... every beat on the album is wack, he caught Earbola! ... "
earbola by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015
"What does that mean?" Normally used when a picture is posted and the writing on the picture is illegible
The first use was on Craigslist in 2005 when a poster displayed and image from a Thrones record in which the word "Thrones" due to intense caligraphy looked like the word "earoneg." The example can be seen here: forums.craigslist.org/?ID=35080826

Ever since then, when a picture is posted and needs more explanation, "earoneg" is posted and the explanation comes shortly after
earoneg by via-chicago January 11, 2007
This st00pd n00b should EABOD.
EABOD by Steven Kippel September 18, 2006