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The term e s refers to the term ethan syndrome. It was invented because of someone named ethan who couldn't type properly
He has a bignode#
E s mate
E s by Doctor piss head potassium February 21, 2022
Something said by small dicked stupid people who’s features were made in Microsoft word
If you E(s) it you are the definition
E(s) by The cactus man June 23, 2022

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR
BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
E.S.B.M.M.R. by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

E's a nice man... GIVVIM CAYKE 

A sentence used to express approval of a particular person, most commonly a man. The sentence originated from the practice of the giving of cake as a reward for good service, traditionally in reference to a waiter in a restaurant. The sentence emerged as an EXACT, unexaggerated, direct quotation, and soon developed into essential urban lingo as it hit the proverbial 'streetz'.
'That man was soooo cool! I really liked him.'

'So what you're trying to say is...'

'E's a nice man... GIVVIM CAYKE!'
East Side San Jose
Also referred to as evilside
E.S.S.J. kicks the shit out of W.S.S.J.
E.S.S.J by David Mai November 17, 2004

e.s.a.d. 

e.s.a.d. stands for eat shit and die. its a good nickname someone that is really pissing you off because most people can not figure out what it means and if they do figure it out they will feel that there definition is right because they will feel like why would you call someone eat shit and die.
"okay e.s.a.d."
"what does that mean?"
"nothing it's just my new nickname for you"
"okey"
e.s.a.d. by jennyfer89 November 28, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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