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E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR
BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
E.S.B.M.M.R. by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018
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Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? 

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens