guy1: He's so
fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!
guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a
straight girlfriend that fucks men!??
guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a
female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????