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Extensive phallus vitality (E.P.V.) is a biological phenomenon that occurs when human males become extremely sexually aroused. It has been found that confidence in these male specimens become Chad like in nature, "To say they are irresistible is an understatement," stated by Dr. Angela Hill from Golden Valley Private Academy.
Doctor: What are you in here for?
Me: I think I got E.P.V.
Doctor: You can't contract what you don't have.
Me: Damn that's some E.P.V. right there
E.P.V. by BalzonDawalz April 5, 2019
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1:Are u vamp?
2: Yeah
1:Are u in the V.A.P.E Club?
2:No
1:So u are not Vamp
2: No I am
1:Cleary not
2: YES I AM
1:So u are just a Poser?
2:No
1YES
2:U ARE THE POSER
1: NO I AM IN THE V.A.P.E CLUB
(Starts fighting to see who is the poser)
V.A.P.E Club Leader: ONE WINS ○( ^皿^)っ Hehehe… ONE LOSES
1:(HITS 2 AND SCREAMS) POSER ITS TO LATE FOR U NOW!!!!
2:(ON the ground crying) Stop I'm sorry for posing
1:(Helps 2 up and invites him to join the V.A.P.E Club) Join and u wont be a POSER
2:I will
(now they are friends)
V.A.P.E by xXx_PUNK_xXx November 6, 2025
People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables. Much like P.E.T.A, and mostly used against P.E.T.A members. Members of P.E.T.O.V are against chemical additives in vegetables, the picking of vegetables early, cutting and slicing of vegetables, and the consumption of vegetables. Many members are Meatatarians, meaning they do not eat vegetables, and some are Medin, meaning they do not eat vegetables or anything that has vegetable product in it, nor do they wear or use anything that came from a vegetable.
Bystander1: Why is that girl chained to the salad bar?
Bystander2: She's a member of P.E.T.O.V, she's protesting.
P.E.T.O.V by Saille Willlow December 31, 2010

P.R.O.V.E. 

Point the firearm in the safest available direction.
Remove all cartridges without cycling the action.
Observe the chamber and magazine are empty.
Verify the feeding path is clear.
Examine the bore.
Can you P.R.O.V.E. your gun is safe.
P.R.O.V.E. by Inteligento September 5, 2007

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