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E.P.V.

Extensive phallus vitality (E.P.V.) is a biological phenomenon that occurs when human males become extremely sexually aroused. It has been found that confidence in these male specimens become Chad like in nature, "To say they are irresistible is an understatement," stated by Dr. Angela Hill from Golden Valley Private Academy.

Doctor: What are you in here for?
Me: I think I got E.P.V.
Doctor: You can't contract what you don't have.
Me: Damn that's some E.P.V. right there

by BalzonDawalz April 5, 2019