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P.E.M.D.A.S. 

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.
That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.
P.E.M.D.A.S. by Caywillz July 1, 2011

P.E.M.D.A.S 

*swag into the club*
*spill a drank on dhat hoe*
You-awl sorry baby,P.E.M.D.A.S
Dhat hoe-its okay nigga

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

Please excuse my delusional ass sweetie; the English version of this popular middle school Math acronym
"P.E.M.D.A.S.!" The aggravated English teacher yelled at her coworker as she ran off with the coffee pot.
P.E.M.D.A.S. by xanadont69 March 5, 2023

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

its used to help math student remember the order of operations in this order : parenthesis, exponent, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction.

but sadly in middle school advanced honors math they told me that we use g.e.m.d.a.s. which is the same but the "g" means grouping symbols
P.E.M.D.A.S. IS AN ACRONYM FOR :

PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY

OR

( ), x2, 2*2, 1/2, 2+2, 2-56.

THE ABOVE OPERATIONS ARE IN MATH FORM AND ORDER

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H 

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

E.O.M.D.A. 

Your waiting to use a public telephone, and you gesture to the stranger currently using the phone that you have an emergency call to make. Stranger rolls her eyes and ignores your gesture continuing to gossip with a girlfriend on the phone. You again gesture that you really need to use the phone and it will only take a second, and very aggitated, the stranger finally acknowledges you, tells her friend to hold on, looks you square in the eyes and yells, "E-Ow-ee'um-Dee-A!" (E.O.M.D.A.) You look confused and wrinkle your face at the stranger and she continues to explain, "Eat Out My Damn Ass!"
E.O.M.D.A. by The position March 16, 2010