E.G.S. 

1 sub-species of homo sapien who has lost his testicles, having been castrated by a female who now holds said nuts in a mayonaisse jar in the refridgerator.
2 piece of shit, poor excuse of a man with no nuts or friends; who once had said assets.

Look at that poor E.G.S. I wonder if he misses his balls.

E.G.S. by D'godfather May 5, 2003

P.E.G.S. 

Post Ejaculatory Guilt Syndrome

After a man ejaculates, usually after self pleasure, he feels guilt and/or shame for what he has done. This only lasts for about 15 to 20 seconds.

Male: "Why did I just do that?...I think I just had P.E.G.S.!"

P.E.G.S. by TonySuasage December 3, 2009

p.e.g.s 

Psyco Ex Girlfriend Syndrome

Jimi: Dude your girlfriend came by like 6 times tonight while you were out!!!

Dylan: Man shes got a bad case of P.E.G.S...I dumped her like a week ago...

p.e.g.s by Dr.ssues July 8, 2009

L.E.G.S

Lame Excuse to Get Some.
An excuse made to initiate a booty call so the person does not feel like a slut.

Person1: Shes coming round to return my jacket.
Person2: Mate thats a total LEGS
Person1: Legs?
Person2: L.E.G.S Lame excuse to get some.

L.E.G.S by KnowWhatImSayin September 4, 2011

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. 

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.

Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. by egyptian princess July 23, 2007

S.E.G. 

Shit Eatin' Grin. A smile on the lips paired with an oblivious look in the eye. An SEG can be alcohol-induced, pure ignorance, or just not giving a crap what anyone else thinks.

He wasn't wearing anything but that S.E.G.!

S.E.G. by PaulJames June 23, 2008

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p. 

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p. by boboyoyo April 28, 2008