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Jimi: Dude your girlfriend came by like 6 times tonight while you were out!!!

Dylan: Man shes got a bad case of P.E.G.S...I dumped her like a week ago...
p.e.g.s by Dr.ssues July 8, 2009

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. 

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.
Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p. 

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant
Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P 

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant
I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

AI LOVE...MANDARIN CHINESE
PASTA I ...BEANS ROMANIAN

READ PAST AI...TAP SIA

E.1 T.2 A.3 O.4 I.5 N.6 S.7 R.8 H.9 D.10
L.11 U.12 C.23 M.14 F.15 Y.16 W 17 G.18 P.19 B.20
V 21:K.22 X.23 Q.34 J.25 Z.26

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27:D.27 O 28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38
C.38 U.40 G.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46:Y.47 K.51 J.52 K.53 V.,66 X 68 Z.72

GET EVERY SHIT LOVE PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE

(11) (26).

H.E.L.P.

ASSHOLE FUNCTION

THE PERFECT HETEROSEXUAL MALE REQUEST
I am a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE who is a MANDATORY SHITEATER. I was put onTHE SHIT LIST back in 1988 MAY 10 SAN FRANCISCO for SUCKING A LITTLE BOY OFF IN THE SEARS. .MANDATORY. (" his DAD did the same thing remembering AND SEEYOURASSHOLE my favorite PEDOPHILE GAME as I looked at HIS ASSHOLE he found it DIRTY as he gave a griin to that affect so I did not RIM THE LITTLE BOY and because well you can look at this full definition and see what you think as now a philosophy " GET EVERY LOVE SHIT PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE and do you think this is the same for all HUMAN BEINGS as represented by this yours TRULY " SHIT A ONE" , AS this is a PNEUMONIC as help your memory as remember G.E.L.S. P.W.P. is GREED , ENVY, LUST, SLOTH, PIGGISH , WRATH AND PRIDE in the END here I am A SHIT EON. We can say also GOOD EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS (FOR YOU 311 CROWD) SEX PLEASING WORD PROCESSOR.

Would anybody at HAWKS GYM in LAS VEGAS or SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA where CHRISTOPHER moved and maybe others second that emotion that ANAL ALAN HOMOSEXUAL EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS PEDOPHILE gives great RIMJOBS AND BLOW JOBS by using great TONGUE and a GOOD FUCK too by using G.E.L.S. P.W.P. GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE SYSTEMS PLEASANT WORD PROCESSES

We all have G.E.L.S. P.W.P. that is a GUT entrAnce leaving ShitS parts wHOLE purpose is good sense for any ASSHOLE that wants nothing to do with any SHITS.

When we want the hottest sloppiest natural sex we all G.E.L.S. P.W..P. = GOD ELECTS LOVE SEX PLEASING WET PUSSY
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