KazooCogs's definitions

the enchanted grotto

The seat near the crapper on a plane or train

Sitting near The Enchanted Grotto allows us to determine which passengers have prostate issues.

by KazooCogs December 13, 2018

E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

by KazooCogs June 15, 2021

Trump Vaccine

Erases all memories of the last four years

I signed up for the Trump Vaccine on January 20th. Naturally, it will be a pain in the ass.

by KazooCogs January 4, 2021