the enchanted grotto

The seat near the crapper on a plane or train

Sitting near The Enchanted Grotto allows us to determine which passengers have prostate issues.

by KazooCogs December 13, 2018

Trump Vaccine

Erases all memories of the last four years

I signed up for the Trump Vaccine on January 20th. Naturally, it will be a pain in the ass.

by KazooCogs January 04, 2021

E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

by KazooCogs June 15, 2021