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Something said by small dicked stupid people who’s features were made in Microsoft word
If you E(s) it you are the definition
E(s) by The cactus man June 23, 2022
Related Words
E.S.P. • E.S.T. • E-Slut • e san • e-shit • E.S.S.J • e-squad • e-search • e-speak • E-spliff
Person: Your a dumb blonde
Me: Well in my opinion E.S.
Person: What?
Me: *Looks at them with a stupid look*
E.S. by Gazyoofder December 19, 2020

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR
BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
E.S.B.M.M.R. by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

E's a nice man... GIVVIM CAYKE 

A sentence used to express approval of a particular person, most commonly a man. The sentence originated from the practice of the giving of cake as a reward for good service, traditionally in reference to a waiter in a restaurant. The sentence emerged as an EXACT, unexaggerated, direct quotation, and soon developed into essential urban lingo as it hit the proverbial 'streetz'.
'That man was soooo cool! I really liked him.'

'So what you're trying to say is...'

'E's a nice man... GIVVIM CAYKE!'
East Side San Jose
Also referred to as evilside
E.S.S.J. kicks the shit out of W.S.S.J.
E.S.S.J by David Mai November 17, 2004

e.s.a.d. 

e.s.a.d. stands for eat shit and die. its a good nickname someone that is really pissing you off because most people can not figure out what it means and if they do figure it out they will feel that there definition is right because they will feel like why would you call someone eat shit and die.
"okay e.s.a.d."
"what does that mean?"
"nothing it's just my new nickname for you"
"okey"
e.s.a.d. by jennyfer89 November 28, 2006
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