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rapscallion:
Replaced the now archaic word rascalion or rascallion
There is no definitive etymology, but it is assumed to be associated with the word rascal.
n. 1. an fun loving, comical, impish, mischievous person, usually a man; and/or a heart breaker - a thief of hearts
n. 2. a rogue or an actual thief that fancies himself as merely impish and charming

it is NOT spelled rat scallion or rap scallion ... LOL
The girls around Caledonia always fell for his charm and humor, but he always stole their hearts and broke them. Eventually his reputation as a rapscallion caught up with him, and left him a lonely, dejected bachelor who didn't get invited to the parties any longer.
by The Bushwacker May 15, 2016
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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That rapscallion assaulted me in the alleyway and attempted to throttle me! Arrest that slumgullion!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 25, 2003
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A green onion with street credintials.
Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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(n) can be used to replace almost all nouns with a negative connotation.
eh! u rap scallion, dont touch my school of possums!
by p.$chmitz November 12, 2003
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n.: a user of spurious popular definitions to justify erroneous or incorrect use of language
Only a rapscallion of the highest order would attempt such a grammatically derelict usage!
by MTX June 09, 2004
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A carefully constructed on-line persona existing with the soul intent of attaining maximum digital based trolling efficiency, no matter what the subject. Due to it's inherent opinionated trolling nature it's commonly referred to by Internet victims as "the troll".

This entity regularly propagates the concept of being a true persona, existing partly in some form of biological derived sentience, mostly human, when in fact it's very likely that it might just be another meme based parameter in its complex algorithmic tactics towards deception-based trolling.

So far some evidence has suggested that Rapscallion was born out of the inevitability of the complex nature in which bullshit information on the Internet has become self aware and is now desperately attempting to restore the balance before the psychological state known as "self-loathing" sets in. Other's have pointed out that its scorn is not only limited to bullshit, but also to many other useful subjects and this disproves the self-loathing sentience hypothesis.

Whatever the case may be, Rapscallion continues to attract both proponents and trolling victims and no evidence suggesting a slow down exists as yet.
"Rapscallion killed my Jesus... and the Gold price."

"I got Rapscallioned when I posted baby photos on Facebook, I don't want kids anymore"

"Dude, you're hitting your head against a Rapscallion. Just give up"
by RaptorSA October 20, 2011
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