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deetsmachine 

(1) n. A machine that contains details about your friends.
(2) n. One of the boys.
(3) n. A term used to refer to a homosexual parter. See:"E Guy"
(1) Let me put it in my deetsmachine.
(2) Where is that deetsmachine?
(3) Hey deetsmachine whats your junk?
deetsmachine by Radoviginal October 2, 2009
Related Words
short for "details", usually details of gossip
My friend wanted to know what happened at the party last night so I gave her the deets.
deets by FD September 30, 2004
Word of the Day on December 26, 2006
The state of your penis being wet, in oral or intercoursal form. A hybridization of the abbreviation of "D" for "Dick" and "Wet". D + Wet = dwet.
"It's a nice day for a white dwetting."
"Todd's so gonna get dwet now that his psoriasis is gone."
"She heard that I had flavored lube so she dwetted me in the bathroom."
Dwet by Lloyd Colton November 1, 2009
Heavy laughter, when something is funny af.
Me: Selemo got an F in the easiest test ever.

Other niggas: dwet.
Dwet by Some skrr oen April 28, 2019
James: that guy is kissing a boy
Michael:eww its a dietsch
Dietsch by Dietschnigga May 14, 2019
Stolen Credit Card details, bank cards etc.
Me: yo g, you got any deets?
Chav: nah g, im out, getting more in soon.
Deets by hyphy da spyda June 20, 2017