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deetsmachine
(1) n. A machine that contains details about your friends.
(2) n. One of the boys.
(3) n. A term used to refer to a homosexual parter. See:"E Guy"
(2) n. One of the boys.
(3) n. A term used to refer to a homosexual parter. See:"E Guy"
(1) Let me put it in my deetsmachine.
(2) Where is that deetsmachine?
(3) Hey deetsmachine whats your junk?
(2) Where is that deetsmachine?
(3) Hey deetsmachine whats your junk?
deetsmachine by Radoviginal October 2, 2009
Dwet
The state of your penis being wet, in oral or intercoursal form. A hybridization of the abbreviation of "D" for "Dick" and "Wet". D + Wet = dwet.
"It's a nice day for a white dwetting."
"Todd's so gonna get dwet now that his psoriasis is gone."
"She heard that I had flavored lube so she dwetted me in the bathroom."
"Todd's so gonna get dwet now that his psoriasis is gone."
"She heard that I had flavored lube so she dwetted me in the bathroom."
Dwet by Lloyd Colton November 1, 2009
Dwet
Dwet by Some skrr oen April 28, 2019
Dietsch
Dietsch by Dietschnigga May 14, 2019
Deets
Deets by hyphy da spyda June 20, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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