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The state of your penis being wet, in oral or intercoursal form. A hybridization of the abbreviation of "D" for "Dick" and "Wet". D + Wet = dwet.
"It's a nice day for a white dwetting."
"Todd's so gonna get dwet now that his psoriasis is gone."
"She heard that I had flavored lube so she dwetted me in the bathroom."
Dwet by Lloyd Colton November 1, 2009
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Heavy laughter, when something is funny af.
Me: Selemo got an F in the easiest test ever.

Other niggas: dwet.
Dwet by Some skrr oen April 28, 2019
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Dwet is to die
Nathan: I got an F on my maths test
Boka: I would dwet acemaan
Dwet by BokaMolf November 24, 2023

Trying to get my D Wet 

Trying to share relations with a female partner.
Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

get yo d wet 

The act of getting some pussy or head. Getting your penis wet with spit or pussy juice. Getting some ass, getting girls, etc.

A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.
kid watching friend make out with girl: YO SON GET YO D WET!!

kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight
get yo d wet by el hombre 123 October 9, 2010
Phrase from Indiana origin used to convey that you are going to have some kinda of sexual interaction with a female.
friend 1: You gonna get your d wet tonight man?

friend 2: Yeah I'm going to this tight ass party and theres gonna be drunk gurls all over the place. I'm defenitly getting my d wet tonite
d wet by E-R-I-C February 14, 2006
Another word used to describe the act of fellatio.
I got my D-Wet last night by a drunk ass bitch!
D-Wet by Ralph Ramford March 18, 2007
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