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deitsched 

Shit i that test deitsched me because i didn’t study.

That guy is so deitsched for raping a girl
deitsched by yung bokchoi December 11, 2017

diesching 

when someone pockets your vaporizing device or other substances and walks around without giving it back to you and without hitting it
yo quinn lemme smack that j… (5 mins later) yo diesche why your pants on fire? did you pocket the j??

yo tring lemme hit that hooch… (5 mins later)
yo diesche give my vape back you selfish cunt stop diesching me
diesching by hazendavis October 30, 2023
ditsch by ditsch December 31, 2002

dietschweiler viola 

Our english teacher who is now on the Internet
"Man this presentation is really hard! " "I know should we complain about it to Mrs. Dietschweiler? "
Or if this ever happens to you : "You forgot your Murphy?" "Yes" " Bring a cake ! " then someone pulled a Dietschweiler on you. This is a dietschweiler viola .
dietschweiler viola by devuns December 11, 2016

Dirty Dietsche 

The symbol of sex. Smartest man you’ll ever know or be blessed to be in the presence of. God’s Gift. Some say God Himself reincarnated. Also damn sexy.
“Have you made your sacrifices for the day?”

“To Dirty Dietsche? The benevolent?? Of course I have!! I’d never forget”
Dirty Dietsche by Brovid homie September 9, 2021

dietchley 

A dietchley (deet-ch-lee) is a person who is consistently late and has little to no regard for other people’s time, but people tolerate it because they maintain a good presence.
He’s being such a dietchley. I’m going to beat his ass.
dietchley by MaxHater2023 August 17, 2023
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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