2 definition by M Goldnugget

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One who lacks skill and etiquette in the game o darts.
Our friend Eric is such a darttard. Most every time he throws a dart he hits himself in the troat.
by M Goldnugget March 11, 2019

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Adj. A fat person who eats and drinks to much , but is generally liked by other people
Our falstaffian friend Eric, generally is great to hang with. But their is the occasion we hit him in the troat.
by M Goldnugget March 06, 2019

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