durftard

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass

man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!

by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005

durptard

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.

"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."

by BLynn April 19, 2007

DuffTard

an annoying retarded poser

EXAMPLE 1
DuffTard: uhh yeah i smoke marajuana and weed
me: its the same fricking thing dufftard

EXAMPLE 2
DuffTard: ugh im just so eeemmmoooo wana see all the cuts on my wrists
me: go cry dufftard

by PaytonGwyn July 20, 2006

durtard

A retard who states the obvious and such.

Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!

by Rensen July 8, 2007

Durtard

A retard, but you get the benefit of not having facebook ban you for 30 days.

You're a freaking durtard.

by Zargothrax May 30, 2024