durftard

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass

man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!

durftard by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005

durptard

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.

"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."

durptard by BLynn April 19, 2007

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Related Words

durftard • durtard • DuffTard • durptard

DuffTard

an annoying retarded poser

EXAMPLE 1
DuffTard: uhh yeah i smoke marajuana and weed
me: its the same fricking thing dufftard

EXAMPLE 2
DuffTard: ugh im just so eeemmmoooo wana see all the cuts on my wrists
me: go cry dufftard

DuffTard by PaytonGwyn July 20, 2006

durtard

A retard who states the obvious and such.

Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!

durtard by Rensen July 8, 2007

Durtard

A retard, but you get the benefit of not having facebook ban you for 30 days.

You're a freaking durtard.

Durtard by Zargothrax May 30, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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