durftard 

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass

man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!

durftard by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005

durptard 

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.

"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."

durptard by BLynn April 19, 2007

DuffTard 

an annoying retarded poser

EXAMPLE 1
DuffTard: uhh yeah i smoke marajuana and weed
me: its the same fricking thing dufftard

EXAMPLE 2
DuffTard: ugh im just so eeemmmoooo wana see all the cuts on my wrists
me: go cry dufftard

DuffTard by PaytonGwyn July 20, 2006

durtard 

A retard who states the obvious and such.

Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!

durtard by Rensen July 8, 2007

Durtard 

A retard, but you get the benefit of not having facebook ban you for 30 days.

You're a freaking durtard.

Durtard by Zargothrax May 30, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019