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Darktard 

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011
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darktard 

A person who is on MDMA or ecstasy who is at a rave with a lot of rolling people, who does not participate in the dancing or playing with glowsticks, LEDs, etc.
Hey where is Angie? I wanna rave with her!

Probably laying down somewhere, being a freakin' darktard.
darktard by tickawowow April 21, 2011
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Darkwarden 

Someone who keeps the darkness away from the people of Pylos.
He is a hero to Pylos! a true Darkwarden!
Darkwarden by Pylos January 24, 2020

Darkward 

A dark Edward Cullen (based on the character from the Twilight Saga books). It is used primarily in Twilight fan fiction to describe a bad boy version of Edward Cullen.
I love Darkward! I just want to grab him by the hair and kiss him like crazy! Wide Awake

Darkward is the man of my dreams. Wide Awake
Darkward by Willow London May 29, 2009
fucking dartard
dartard by VFperfect September 27, 2011

dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.
I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard
dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007
a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time
person who looks up "dorktard" on urban dictionary.com
dorktard by charlie williams December 6, 2003