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A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.

Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."

Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011

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darktard

A person who is on MDMA or ecstasy who is at a rave with a lot of rolling people, who does not participate in the dancing or playing with glowsticks, LEDs, etc.

Hey where is Angie? I wanna rave with her!

Probably laying down somewhere, being a freakin' darktard.

darktard by tickawowow April 21, 2011

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Darkwarden

Someone who keeps the darkness away from the people of Pylos.

He is a hero to Pylos! a true Darkwarden!

Darkwarden by Pylos January 24, 2020

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Darkward

A dark Edward Cullen (based on the character from the Twilight Saga books). It is used primarily in Twilight fan fiction to describe a bad boy version of Edward Cullen.

I love Darkward! I just want to grab him by the hair and kiss him like crazy! Wide Awake

Darkward is the man of my dreams. Wide Awake

Darkward by Willow London May 29, 2009

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dartard

a dumb ass retard

fucking dartard

dartard by VFperfect September 27, 2011

dartarded

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

dorktard

a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time

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dorktard by charlie williams December 6, 2003

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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