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Darktard 

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011
Related Words
fucking dartard
dartard by VFperfect September 27, 2011

dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.
I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard
dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

darstardly 

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.
Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...
A dartard is what my sister just called me. She's dartarded too.
you are such a dartard.
dartard by Meghan111111 January 6, 2009

darktard 

A person who is on MDMA or ecstasy who is at a rave with a lot of rolling people, who does not participate in the dancing or playing with glowsticks, LEDs, etc.
Hey where is Angie? I wanna rave with her!

Probably laying down somewhere, being a freakin' darktard.
darktard by tickawowow April 21, 2011