More exciting than a Windows 7 Launch party. Coined in honor of the Windows 7 Launch party video that had an artificially diverse and cheesy crowd, much like the seven dwarfs.

We had a party to unveil our new software. It was dwarftastic.

dwarftastic by sneezydoc November 4, 2009

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Dwarftardtradamus

Although short statured, this big personality is often self-described as the "most popular in all of <insert birth county >. He or she is curious and perceptive, often displaying expertise in naming shoe brands and guessing ages based on unsolicited hand interpretation. Because of their interest in human behavior, they are often able to accidentally predict the future and also generalize personality types without flaw, based solely on first name. Dwarftardtradamus is a social and jovial creature, often offering to be the brunt of jokes to lighten a serious situation, like employment.

Friend 1: Did you just see that Dwarftardtradamus driving the parked boat and making engine sounds with his mouth?
Friend 2: Yeah that's my neighbor over on Dwarf Circle, he recently predicted a private home-spa opening in North Dallas and made my wife uncomfortable with her hand-skin regimen, I wouldn't really like him except he cracks me up.

Friend 1: Yeah, he really is into driving the land boat, I am entertained.

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