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Dutchabetes 

When one drinks so much Dutch Brothers™ that they get figurative diabetes.
I was falling asleep last night, to compensate I had so much Dutch Bros I got Dutchabetes.
Dutchabetes by Kruxas January 11, 2015

dutchtard 

An insult used by non dutch people against dutch people.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.
Person 1: Hey did you see that Adriaan was flying a dutch flag in his backyard?

Person 2: Yeah he's such a dutchtard.
dutchtard by the_mon_man April 7, 2021

platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.
"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"
platinum ductape by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008

Ducktape 

A ghetto bonding material used by jeremy hill
Ducktape by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Dutchavelli

A British rapper who is known for producing some of the best tracks. The 26-year-old also known as Stephan Allen was given a sentence for perverting the course of justice and served for 22 months.

Since his release out of jail, he has released many up and coming songs such as Bando Diaries, Burning, I dunno, Surely, Black, and all dem talk.

He is one of the greatest British rappers to make it.
Person 1: "have you heard that new song by dutchavelli"
Person 2: "which one?"
Person 1:"Burning with Mhuncho"
Person 2:"Yeah It goes hard, one of the best songs I've heard"
Person 1:"Aye Bro"
Dutchavelli by True_shit_wag1 September 24, 2020

ducktape 

The white shit that comes out of your twanger, aka: skeet, cum, seamen and all that other shit.
"Awwwww yeah man, I ducktaped all over your mom's titties last night...IT WAS GOOOOOOD."
ducktape by Zorro September 24, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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