An insult used by non dutch people against dutch people.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.
Person 1: Hey did you see that Adriaan was flying a dutch flag in his backyard?
A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.
"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"
A British rapper who is known for producing some of the best tracks. The 26-year-old also known as Stephan Allen was given a sentence for perverting the course of justice and served for 22 months.
Since his release out of jail, he has released many up and coming songs such as Bando Diaries, Burning, I dunno, Surely, Black, and all dem talk.
He is one of the greatest British rappers to make it.
Person 1: "have you heard that new song by dutchavelli"
Person 2: "which one?"
Person 1:"Burning with Mhuncho"
Person 2:"Yeah It goes hard, one of the best songs I've heard"
Person 1:"Aye Bro"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!