platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.

"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"

by Dark_Storm August 02, 2008

DUCTAPEIVITIS

A normal mental condition where the person gets pleasure by duct-taping themselves to flat surfaces

Oh yea that Seamus must have mad DUCTAPEIVITIS, I'm always finding him on walls poor thing

by Tobey Maguire Real December 28, 2021