Ducktape

A ghetto bonding material used by jeremy hill

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

ducktape

The white shit that comes out of your twanger, aka: skeet, cum, seamen and all that other shit.

"Awwwww yeah man, I ducktaped all over your mom's titties last night...IT WAS GOOOOOOD."

by Zorro September 24, 2004

ducktape

when something is wack, lame, or untrue

marqus, i saw this movie yesterday&that shit was ducktape!! it was qwaaaaaaaaack!!!

by mzShhhh August 16, 2009

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

ducktales

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!

Best show ever

Man: Guys lets watch DuckTales
everybody: YEAH!

by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019

Ducktales

1. One of the best cartoons ever.

2. To tell a lie or fabricated story

1. Dude I'm gonna go watch Ducktales.

2. Stop telling your ducktales. Seriously.

by Cartoon fan November 1, 2008

duck tape

A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.

Common uses include:

-Taping people's mouths shut.

-Binding people's hands and feet together.

-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.

-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).

-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.

-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).

-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.

-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.

-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.

-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.

-Temporary car windows.

-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.

-Non-stick toilet seat cover.

-Hair extensions.

Duck Tape holds the universe together.

by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 29, 2010