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Duster dick by Mr Fruity April 4, 2016
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dick duster
any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.
this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.
this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.
when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.
dick duster by bigrpowr March 25, 2011
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My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night
At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick
At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick
Dick Duster by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016
Dick Duster
A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.
Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster
Dick Duster by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009
three corner dick duster
three corner dick duster by jaegerdon September 27, 2009
dick duster
A gay man's soul patch. This tuft of hair just below the lower lip will dust the bottom shaft of any cock that happens to be insertered in the gay man's mouth.
See {dick broom]
See {dick broom]
dick duster by Big Ern December 31, 2004
Dick Duster
A young woman that sleeps with older men, basically dusting off their cobwebbed crotches before hitting the grave
Dick Duster by claire2011 August 25, 2011
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