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discreet
A word gay/bi men use to describe themselves in a cool way that they are closet cases and have no intention of coming out soon. This allows them to maintain perceived heterosexual privilege while engaging in their true sexual desires.
"Are you out?"
"No, I'm totally discreet man. I got a girl...she can't know about this."
"Ah, ok I guess I'll keep looking."
"Not into flamers anyway."
"Who says I'm a flamer just because I'm out?"
"Most are."
"Stereotype. You should really come out man."
"No, I'm totally discreet man. I got a girl...she can't know about this."
"Ah, ok I guess I'll keep looking."
"Not into flamers anyway."
"Who says I'm a flamer just because I'm out?"
"Most are."
"Stereotype. You should really come out man."
Discreet mathematics
Discreet mathematics refers to the subtle study of mathematics. Discreet mathematics is characterised by furtive looks in maths textbooks disguised as pr0n and by secret maths lectures held in abandoned warehouses at midnight.
The origins of discreet mathematics can be traced to the 19th century, where young women interested in the mathematical and scientific subjects were unable to openly pursue such studies. Instead, they disguised their math textbooks as lifestyle magazines, and talked about mathematics in a secret code, called Polari.
This became unnecessary due to the total abolition of any form of sexism at all in 1964 by the Ghost of President Kennedy.
The origins of discreet mathematics can be traced to the 19th century, where young women interested in the mathematical and scientific subjects were unable to openly pursue such studies. Instead, they disguised their math textbooks as lifestyle magazines, and talked about mathematics in a secret code, called Polari.
This became unnecessary due to the total abolition of any form of sexism at all in 1964 by the Ghost of President Kennedy.
Discreet mathematics by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
Discreet Beat
My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
Discreet Beat by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011
discreet
Adjective describing a sexual encounter, with the intent of keeping said encounter a secret. Often used by married men when soliciting sexual activities from women other than their wives.
Joe wanted to cheat on his wife, so he asked a girl on the internet if she was interested in something discreet.
discreet by Linda Harper August 23, 2004
Discreetly Slacking
Skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss's coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.
Fred: How did you finish all that damn homework!?
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.
Discreetly Slacking by Sock Ninja November 14, 2013
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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