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n - that dirty nasty filth on and around the toilet, especially in the lid hinges.
I cleaned my toilet today and nearly ralphed anytime I removed a glob of dumscreet.
by Shanier July 12, 2006

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n - that dirty nasty filth on and around the toilet, especially in the lid hinges.
I cleaned my toilet today and nearly ralphed anytime I removed a glob of dumscreet.
by Shanier July 11, 2006

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n - someone who is retarded or foolish.

Rhyming slang; derived from Brigitte Bardot / tardo.

Chris and Toni are a couple of Bridgets.
by Shanier July 12, 2006

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