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Dumpsaving 

1. Choosing, not through extenuating circumstances such as being on a movie set or hiking, choosing, when the option to do otherwise exists, choosing to forego bowel movements so that when you finally dump the result is fantastic.

The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus 1985 CE
24 hours after Last Dump:
Oh man I gotta go so bad, but I'm dumpsaving.

8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD
Dumpsaving by S. Mortenson June 16, 2011
Words you can keep

Dumpsgiving

On Dumpsgiving, the day after thanksgiving, families spend the day going from restaurant to restaurant eating dumplings of all varieties, sizes, and shapes. In NYC, some families consider it as important, if not more, as thanksgiving itself.
I went light on the thanksgiving turkey so I would be ready for Dumpsgiving. I must have eaten 50 Dumplings!
Dumpsgiving by Morelesser December 16, 2014
No one can hear me grunt while dumpsting vs. talking on the phone.
Dumpsting by ltrain606 June 26, 2009

Dumpsgiving

dumpsgiving is a time of year, from mid-october to mid-december, especially time around thanksgiving, hence the name "dumpsgiving", when college students dump their high school boyfriends/girlfriends.
Well it IS dumpsgiving!
Dumpsgiving by littlemistercollegeman November 22, 2010

Cum Dumpsting 

Used as a verb to a string of insults.
That bitch was a serious cum dumpsting cock teasing whore on an insane level.
Cum Dumpsting by symo52 December 17, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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